I love your grammar, buddy!

Woohoo! Finally, a good time to blog about something. Something very interesting [and funny at the same time]. I've been busy and naubos ang time to blog. But worry no more because here's something that'll give you dragonflies in your stomach.

Guys, meet Rhaye. I met Rhaye sa isang community blog ng Globe, which is G-Blogs. Nakita ko kasi sa isa sa mga posts nya na alam nya kung paano mag FBT. FBT stands for Free Browsing Technique. FBT is a simple, yet useful [VERY USEFUL] trick which allows you to surf the net using your mobile phone [Mobile Internet] for free.

So I took his number and sent him an sms. Grabe. Nakaka-nosebleed ang grammar nya. Hindi naman sa nagyayabang ako na I'm good in English pero, wow.

Please take note na the article/small conversation that you are about to read is 100% TRUE. I didn't edit his messages. So yeah. Sit back, relax, and enjoy.

*I'll only post his messages. I accidentally deleted the messages that I sent to him eh.

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• Me im single but I dont like GF because my study in future is compresive hehe happy new year thanks did you add as friend

• My father bullshit of me its anger to me because of my move anything. New year don't worry he religion is Moslem and me and my others are Catholic. Its new year, I don't like my father he arrival last july 29 because lack of salary. I hate it to see him.

• Bro if you want did you want to be a close to you

• Yap its a blog it search many things. If you have a problem please advice to me and I will advice you.

• You can try it but its not okay its try to buy another prepaid sim.

• Yah did you know iNET sim but just nevermind because you can't buy this sim because we have virus.

• I have no load but Im try to say try it. Its not to see packet data its no FBT if you see you are a FBT.

• Why did not reflect in my friends. Why? If you add me I can see it in my friends and my friends are 276 plus you equals 277

• My friendster wait what is my dedication for me

• Hay im sad because he hate me my friend just why you not give me a gift, right? im sad i feel you are have a credit card or american card because your friends in UAE is buying you a gift and you are not buying a gift.

Hanggang sa bigla na lang syang nagtampo sa akin…

• Please erase me my number ok becayse i feel didnt true as friend i can learn about FBT because you are have. I think is enough sorry

• Hello your FBT is still work

• Sorry ha dont erase it im fault

• Did you mad at me?

• NO. Agito it means in latin word did you know that and Im busy and I dont care to whose people to comment me. Bye.

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So after reading his messages, dumugo na ilong ko. Lol. Right now ay hindi na kami nag t-text ni Rhaye because I found out na he is gay pala. LOL. Kung gusto nyo sya i text, go ahead. Sabihin nyo lang sa akin and i'll give you his number.